'shot',

How in the phuck could it go any other way?!!? The Do-Northing Dumbphucks are going to piss,moan,whine and phucking complain that they don't do schit,know schit or have even a first phucking clue...then spin countless yarns to pawn all off as someone else's "fault". It's EPIC phucking hilarity and a goddamned treat to watch drooling Day Dreamers pawn off Imagination and Pretend as tangible. Then they get in a tissy and reiterate their Nothingness and Dumbphucktitude as Trump Cards.

BEST Thread ever.







Shefire,

I'll feign my "surprise" that your being stumped,relegates you to being horned up yet again and defaulting to sticking things in your mouth and azz.

Always a treat to grant you opportunity to do the best you can,with what very little you have to work with and to field yet another Vagina Monologue. Really is poignant,to hear you wax eloquently another time on all the things you almost did,with the wares you almost had and from the places you've nearly been. Here's to the "satisfactions" you find in that and to how very important Imagination and Pretend are to you...for the obvious reasons.

Keep that kunt of your's tied to the couch and keep reporting scenes from your Imagination.


Bless your heart.






'Cub,

I reckon it's gonna be a loonnnnggggggggg phucking wait,until you can scrape the pennies together to scope your Dream Rifle. Luckily for you,Imagination,Pretend and plagiarized pics is free. You "hard charger".

Laffin'!






DD,

I reckon I should upload some pics of Critterly Splendor from the last few days,though it pains me to PC...rather than Mac.

But in fairness,it'll fuel the Do-Nothing Dumbphucks' Imaginations and that schit ain't never not funny.







'slave,

Shefire's "lucky",because there's no limit on her Imagination or Pretend. She'll soon Pretend that she didn't have you on Ignore and Imagine that it never happened.

I'd still buy the DVD of the poor addled dolt and Jeff-O,trying to sneak up on a glass of phucking water. Jeezus Phuck,where do these amazingly phucking stupid idiots come from?!!?

Wow +P.

some one here hear a baby chick going "peep peep peep"??

or was that 'cheap cheap cheap'?

probably the latter....

by the way, anyone heard from Schtick??

hope his morning hangover isn't that bad this time..

a morning barf, 12 cups of coffee, and half a dozen 5 hour energy drinks and he'll be good to go I bet...

Careful there.
If you hit to hard, with too much truth, you risk going back on imaginary ignore yourself.

P.S. Since she's "come out" and embraced her penis/d!ck
fascination, I'm thinking she just enjoys being kicked in the nuts. It must be addicting for her.
I once read somewhere... set, land, punt back, reset. Repeat.
Awesome.

Is there an echo in here???

thought I heard another baby chick going 'peep peep peep'....

must have been an echo... right around 8 am or so...

never mind.. guess it wasn't anything important....

It's called "the ringing in your ears".
Happens worse in empty heads.
Guess it sucks to be you.
Good luck with it.

Speakin' of ringin' in the ears........





Been draggin' around a 10/22 for 16 years and never shot anything with it until this morning. Sorry fug won't be rootin' around in my yard anymore.

After skinnin' and icing it down I unloaded 5 tons of flat rock for a landscaping project. 3 shirt day before noon.

I ain't 16 anymore. Gotta go get some garlic........

Looks to be a good day....for sluicing bacon.
That's "ringing the bell". Or not.

Well, somebody's bell got rung. Faint light spot about 2" behind the eye and mostly just below the ear. Guessing it was better than a swat from Mike Tyson. Lead and hogs is a good combination. 'Bout the right size too, maybe 50-60#.

Screwing with another's head can be rewarding. Fergot the beer, BRB.

I realize the the wait for pics must be a killer, but unlike you I don't need acceptance from my peers to make me feel taller.

Wait on, ToadBoy.

Laffin'

I wouldn't want either one. Ouch.

Yes.
I didn't, it's Friday.