Ok, that was Phucking funny...

WTF can she say,other than wax poignantly poetic upon all the things she's nearly done,with all the wares she's nearly had and from all the places she's nearly been?!!? Then frost that Imagination and Pretend copiously,with real tears of angst,due the frustrations associated with the "nuances" of cardboard boxes. Jesus Phucking Christ,who dresses the poor dumb bitch?!!?

Stupidity is the gift that keeps on givin'.







GreatWapoozy,

If you were forced to try and make a living with a chainsaw,you'd simply be dead...but luckily for you,Pretending is as close as you could ever get. Hell,feel free and conjure up what it's like to score "trinkets" as per whim. Laffin'!

Still groovin' on your "hard charging" forays and here's hoping you,Jeff-O,Shefire,Blackheart,and WyoWhimper can collect enough pop cans,so you gals can REALLY set the bar with a fabulous recounting of a Fall Hunt via the "incredible" depth of "experience","knowledge","firsthand accountings" and "results" of the Do-Nothing Gang and their perpetual Dumbphucktitude.

Congratulations? Here's to your Imagination and to just how very phucking badly you need it.

Bless your heart.







SLM,

I'm with ya',in that there ain't nothing funnier than a Do-Nothing Dumbphuck flaunting her Imagination and Pretend.

I nearly feel bad poking jingle into the beanie,one-handed.

Nearly.





Laffin'!

With all of the pics and videos, you might have some believing you actually cut a few saplings in your time. Would yo please stop showing what it's like to actually walk the walk. Some of these gals already have a complex. Pretty soon you're gonna see a run on Xanax to keep them from having anxiety attacks.


Clyde

This thread needs music, Godsmack does Joe Walsh......hard....grin

Sam you could also go the other way and post Johnny Cash playing Rusty Cage. I would but don't know how to post it.

I've missed the last 100 pages of this as well.

Good job Rancho!

I enjoy the Do-Nothing Dumbphuckers' Imaginations,goddamned nearly as much as they do...though for admittedly different reasons. The salient impetus for me,being the unmatched uproarious hilarity on an epic phucking scale.

There's no slighting that more than a few of The Do-Nothing Gang are on a whole bunch of things,which of course only adds to the splendor.

Stupidity is THE gift that keeps on giving and they've had it going on for many moons,with zero phucking hope of a course change.






Sammo,

I prefer to hear 500+ year old trees phucking scream and the unmatched guttural roar of 15,000+ RPM sinking into same. Though admittedly the "thump" of the murdered victims hitting the deck and the ground shaking in conjunction,don't exactly spell for a bad time either.

RINK



Though thankfully,Imagiphuckingnation is soooooooooooooo soothing to some,that they feverishly practice their Pretend,in the hopes of making Dumbphucktitude "fashionable".

Bless their hearts.







DD,

Try as you might,you just ain't gonna trump the oblivious humor of a Day Dreaming Do-Nothing Dumbphuck,doing her best.





Just sayin'.