#6621270 - 06/24/12 07:04 AM
Re: Only at Wal Mart
[Re: Rock Chuck]
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Loc: South East Georgia
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Try it on a test surface and you will likely find out that this type of glue dries fastest with a reduced exposure to the air. Depending on the type of glue some can sit without hardening for several minutes and then instantly harden when skin is exposed to it. I have heard of this happening as a practical joke on more than one occasion. I think Myth Busters would find this Plausible. I glued myself to my vice once with a few stray drops. If you use this much it is going to happen.
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#6621497 - 06/24/12 08:31 AM
Re: Only at Wal Mart
[Re: djs]
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Registered: 11/05/04
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Loc: Kentucky
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Super Glue dries quickly - too quickly for someone to put the glue on the seat, leave the stall, another person to enter the stall, pull down their pants and, sit on the toilet. I'd put this in the urban myth category.
On the other hand, it is Wal-Mart and we all know of Wal-Mart customers!!! It is no urban myth. I've worked in Wayne County, (Monticello is the county seat) and I know Ralph Miniard well. I don't work there anymore, but there hasn't been another peep out of that story. My guess is that the chick had something to do with the application of the glue.
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#6621593 - 06/24/12 09:07 AM
Re: Only at Wal Mart
[Re: CrimsonTide]
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Registered: 10/30/11
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Loc: SE, Kentucky
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That sounds like a sticky situation for sure.
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#6621658 - 06/24/12 09:38 AM
Re: Only at Wal Mart
[Re: bbassi]
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Registered: 08/06/10
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Loc: Central California
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MONTICELLO, Ky. (CBS Cleveland) — Better be careful the next time you want to use the bathroom at a Walmart.
Police were called to the store in Monticello, Ky., because a woman was glued to the toilet seat.
WLEX-TV reports that woman was stuck for more than an hour on the toilet because the seat was covered in super glue.
The unidentified woman was taken to the hospital after emergency responders were able to get her off.
“We are looking at it,” Chief Ralph Miniard of the Monticello Police Department told WAVE-TV. “Right now I wouldn’t be prepared to say if it was accidental or intentional.”
Walmart has yet to comment on the case. Wonder who got the short straw and had to do that... If the law of averages works out I'm guessing she was at least 300#. We aren't talking Victoria's Secret here.   "Travis, calling Travis. We have a 350 pound woman half naked glued to a toilet; please pry her off for us." Dispatch "Pry her off, why the hell would I do that? Now she can't run and she is already half naked! GFY's" Deflave
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#6621669 - 06/24/12 09:49 AM
Re: Only at Wal Mart
[Re: Winnie1300]
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Registered: 11/22/05
Posts: 951
Loc: Far Northstate Calif
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Travis can't respond right now. He's on his way to WalMart.
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#6621823 - 06/24/12 10:47 AM
Re: Only at Wal Mart
[Re: Winnie1300]
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Registered: 12/08/03
Posts: 33292
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"Travis, calling Travis. We have a 350 pound woman half naked glued to a toilet; please pry her off for us." Dispatch "Pry her off, why the hell would I do that? Now she can't run and she is already half naked! GFY's" Deflave Don't get her off Travis, PRY her off!
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#6622001 - 06/24/12 11:46 AM
Re: Only at Wal Mart
[Re: ironbender]
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Registered: 01/05/06
Posts: 19669
Loc: Filer, ID
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Attention Walmart shoppers. Right now in the automotive section we have a 25% off sale on 4000lb Come Alongs.
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#6622850 - 06/24/12 05:38 PM
Re: Only at Wal Mart
[Re: Rock Chuck]
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Registered: 01/23/07
Posts: 1226
Loc: Eastern N.C.
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Mako, that was downright creative....and just about how Jerry Clower would have told it.
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#6623690 - 06/24/12 10:56 PM
Re: Only at Wal Mart
[Re: kamo_gari]
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Campfire Guide
Registered: 01/04/12
Posts: 2846
Loc: Middle Tennessee
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When slipping and falling into magically drizzled chicken blood no longer works, you resort to epoxying your asscheeks to a toilet seat.
What will they think of next?
"the police were looking at it" lmfao
I just hope they got the sleuth solved before her heart throb Dr Oz came on. The sex symbol of fat, horney, wal mart housewives.
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