#6623698 - 06/24/12 11:05 PM
Re: Only at Wal Mart
[Re: slumlord]
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I actually think a heavy dose of finger nail polish remover will separate glued skin... I know acetone will butt would probably leave a ring of fire, and it might not be to pleasant touching it to any exposed orifices...
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#6623701 - 06/24/12 11:14 PM
Re: Only at Wal Mart
[Re: PAMac]
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I wonder if it was similar to removing a non target reptile from a mouse glue trap. I bet the rookie got to reach up in thru that break in the front of the terlot seat. His big hairy fireman arm all the time brushin up against that cookie box. I say it was all a pre-calculated plot. 
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#6623839 - 06/25/12 04:33 AM
Re: Only at Wal Mart
[Re: kamo_gari]
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While everyone was focused on the toilet excitement, three dudes were cleaning out the 62" flat screen TVs, cameras and laptops out, loading a truck in the back. exactly This was an "inside Job" LOL
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#6623953 - 06/25/12 05:29 AM
Re: Only at Wal Mart
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Just where in this story does it say anything about her being a big ole fatass gal? Bunch of assuming bastages. I don't know where you shop, but I've been to a lot of Walmart stores and using the law of averages, there's a darned good chance she's no supermodel.
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#6624179 - 06/25/12 06:51 AM
Re: Only at Wal Mart
[Re: Mako25]
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All there was to see was Uncle Versie layed out flat on his back with one of them dividers from the toilet stall pinnin' him down. Atop that divider, was a set of wet footprints - headed towards the door, 'cause Aunt Katie had busted outa that place, and she was gone, and she musta been wearin' that toilet seat when she left, 'cause it was gone too!" Damn, Mako. That paints a pretty picture. I just copied the OP and Mako's post to e-mail. Too good not to share. (I hope there wasn't time to copyright the material.  )
Edited by shootinurse (06/25/12 06:57 AM)
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#6624226 - 06/25/12 07:08 AM
Re: Only at Wal Mart
[Re: PAMac]
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I think that most fingernail polish remover is acetone, which is probably why it works.
If you have ever had to unglue yourself from something, you know how hard it is to do even with acetone. It is hard for me to imagine anybody with half a brain super gluing themself to a toilet seat deliberately. It isn't going to come off easy. It is just as hard for me to imagine someone sitting on a toilet seat that has something wet looking on it. I have never been in that big of a hurry. In any case, the person involved is going to suffer for either deliberately sticking themself to the seat or not paying attention to what they were sitting on. It is like they say, "Stupid should hurt."
Edited by Mathsr (06/25/12 07:10 AM)
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#6624227 - 06/25/12 07:08 AM
Re: Only at Wal Mart
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Clower was, and still is he king of comedic stories. Of note, I don't believe I ever heard him utter a curse word, or make a sexual-inuendo.
As a younger man, I'd wear out casettes that he released. And to get to watch him on TV acting out one of his storys was a real treat. Mako, I think you must have been a script writer for him back then. 
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