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Posted By: Ringman Need police defense - 04/25/24
Maybe someone can tell me why. My dad was on the way to town when he saw someone throw something out the window of an approaching car. He pulled over and picked it up. It was a small satchel with $26,000 and a gun. He took it into town to the police; who promptly arrested him for holding up the local grocery store.

What I want to know is why was my dad arrested.
Posted By: jorgeI Re: Need police defense - 04/25/24
Safariman perhaps?
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff Re: Need police defense - 04/25/24
Originally Posted by Ringman
Maybe someone can tell me why. My dad was on the way to town when he saw someone throw something out the window of an approaching car. He pulled over and picked it up. It was a small satchel with $26,000 and a gun. He took it into town to the police; who promptly arrested him for holding up the local grocery store.

What I want to know is why was my dad arrested.

Given the fact that your in your 70’s I say the tale is suspect
Posted By: Teal Re: Need police defense - 04/25/24
Inflation
Posted By: NVhntr Re: Need police defense - 04/25/24
Alzheimers?
Posted By: slumlord Re: Need police defense - 04/25/24
Your dad is still alive?

Boy is he a schmuck, dudley do-right turning over money like that
Posted By: Rock Chuck Re: Need police defense - 04/25/24
Screw the money. What kind of a gun was it?
Posted By: CashisKing Re: Need police defense - 04/25/24
Originally Posted by Ringman
Maybe someone can tell me why. My dad was on the way to town when he saw someone throw something out the window of an approaching car. He pulled over and picked it up. It was a small satchel with $26,000 and a gun. He took it into town to the police; who promptly arrested him for holding up the local grocery store.

What I want to know is why was my dad arrested.

Mostly because he was a dumbass... for not stashing the cash and dumping da gun.

Dumassery is a Class 17 FELONY.
Posted By: Esox357 Re: Need police defense - 04/25/24
Biden is that you?
Originally Posted by Ringman
Maybe someone can tell me why. My dad was on the way to town when he saw someone throw something out the window of an approaching car. He pulled over and picked it up. It was a small satchel with $26,000 and a gun. He took it into town to the police; who promptly arrested him for holding up the local grocery store.

What I want to know is why was my dad arrested.

Was this in Vegas?

Did his wife Tiffany make him do it?
Posted By: rockinbbar Re: Need police defense - 04/25/24
Holy Chit.

It just gets worse and worse. We have to watch this chit daily on the news with the Alzheimer's In Chief...

Now it's this, and connect dots, and liberals too dumb to wipe their own asses.

Gee. I wonder why some don't come here anymore.
Posted By: hillestadj Re: Need police defense - 04/25/24
They arrested him for dumping that load in your mother instead of on her.
Posted By: auk1124 Re: Need police defense - 04/25/24
Originally Posted by Ringman
$26,000

local grocery store

Who in the hell pays cash for groceries these days?

Was it "Cash your Soshul Securmidy check and get a free quart of prune juice" day at the local IGA?
Posted By: BMT Re: Need police defense - 04/25/24
Originally Posted by auk1124
Was it "Cash your Soshul Securmidy check and get a free quart of prune juice" day at the local IGA?

That’s a good deal
Posted By: Sauer200 Re: Need police defense - 04/25/24
Originally Posted by Ringman
Maybe someone can tell me why. My dad was on the way to town when he saw someone throw something out the window of an approaching car. He pulled over and picked it up. It was a small satchel with $26,000 and a gun. He took it into town to the police; who promptly arrested him for holding up the local grocery store.

What I want to know is why was my dad arrested.

I'll take things that never happened for 2000 Alex.
Posted By: smokepole Re: Need police defense - 04/25/24
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Holy Chit.

It just gets worse and worse. We have to watch this chit daily on the news with the Alzheimer's In Chief...

Now it's this, and connect dots, and liberals too dumb to wipe their own asses.

Gee. I wonder why some don't come here anymore.

I like ice cream!!

Dammit!!
Same dumb fûck that won't take a pistol to a hotel
Posted By: Stophel Re: Need police defense - 04/26/24
The local grocery store had 26 grand in cash on hand????? Damn. Definitely wasn't the Piggly Wiggly that I worked at in high school!
Posted By: gonehuntin Re: Need police defense - 04/26/24
Originally Posted by jorgeI
Safariman perhaps?

+1
Posted By: PJGunner Re: Need police defense - 04/26/24
Shortly after getting out of the Air Force, I got a job working for a 7/11 in Vegas. If we got robbed, any amount over $250 the crook got was taken from our salary. I was never happy over that dead and kept as close to that $250 as possible. That policy also got me fired. A v very well dressed dude that apparently was well off came in, bought a pack of cigarettes and paid with a $100 bill. I'd just dropped a bunch of cash in the safe. I couldn't make change. He was not a happy camper. The next night he shows up with the district manager and I'm handed my severance and to finish my shift. I told that guy, the manager, my shift just finished as of now, looked at his buddy and said FYAH.
PJ
Posted By: stevelyn Re: Need police defense - 04/26/24
No good deed goes unpunished.
Posted By: Boarmaster123 Re: Need police defense - 04/26/24
This place is cracking me up tonight… I got to get out more. LMAO.
Posted By: Esox357 Re: Need police defense - 04/26/24
Originally Posted by Stophel
The local grocery store had 26 grand in cash on hand????? Damn. Definitely wasn't the Piggly Wiggly that I worked at in high school!

Inflation
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