Folks who pull up to a four-way stop sign, in a town they've never left their whole lives, and act like it's the first time they've ever seen a four-way stop sign.
Folks who pull up to a four-way stop sign, in a town they've never left their whole lives, and act like it's the first time they've ever seen a four-way stop sign.
AND, those that pull up to a four-way stop-sign intersection FIRST and then wave some other guy to go ............
Those who call Leupold "Leupy" and Remington "Remmy", barrel a "tube " and ammunition a "pill". To name just a few.
Yep nothing worse. Then again - a 70+ year old man discussing his sex life with sex toys...
Not so bad.
Originally Posted by gunswizard
Back in my single days I dated a chick who worked at the local men's club, once in a while she'd bring one of her girlfriends on a date. They'd put on a show warming each other up and then they'd bring me into the action, fun times but now just a distant memory. Best oral I ever had was when one of these chicks was getting her slit licked by the other or being pumped with a strap-on.
Littering. Saw a fat lady pull up to a Casey's General Store. Walked in and got a bunch of junk food. Trash can right outside of the door on both trips.
Funneled her fat ass back into the car and put on seat belt. Then opened the car door and dumped out a big drink cup on the pavement complete with lid, ice and drink remains. Crap running all over. Trash can and entrance door were 15' away. No excuse for that. Can't imagine what her house looks like.
Those who call Leupold "Leupy" and Remington "Remmy", barrel a "tube " and ammunition a "pill". To name just a few.
Yep nothing worse. Then again - a 70+ year old man discussing his sex life with sex toys...
Not so bad.
Originally Posted by gunswizard
Back in my single days I dated a chick who worked at the local men's club, once in a while she'd bring one of her girlfriends on a date. They'd put on a show warming each other up and then they'd bring me into the action, fun times but now just a distant memory. Best oral I ever had was when one of these chicks was getting her slit licked by the other or being pumped with a strap-on.
Littering. Saw a fat lady pull up to a Casey's General Store. Walked in and got a bunch of junk food. Trash can right outside of the door on both trips.
Funneled her fat ass back into the car and put on seat belt. Then opened the car door and dumped out a big drink cup on the pavement complete with lid, ice and drink remains. Crap running all over. Trash can and entrance door were 15' away. No excuse for that. Can't imagine what her house looks like.
Littering gets me going too - not a fan of a litterbug at all
Humans who's IQ ain't higher than the average daytime high of a day'r July n'Vegas... Ya C(_)NT teach'm, they's only mimic. Wuts woost yet isn, that's the maxemum limit for those supoosing to enfarce da laaw.
Red lights! I’m convinced that those sonsabitches at the PA DMV put a magnetic strip in my drivers license that turns those damn things red as I approach! Penny says it’s because lollygaging, but I’ve been driving here for over 40 years ! Once is an accident, twice is a coincidence, and three times is a conspiracy! I’m talking 40 years here! Maybe God is trying to teach me patience, but Holy Smokes! Other than that, I really can’t complain. I know that God had blessed me much more than I could ever be grateful for. 7mm
Those who call Leupold "Leupy" and Remington "Remmy", barrel a "tube " and ammunition a "pill". To name just a few.
Yep nothing worse. Then again - a 70+ year old man discussing his sex life with sex toys...
Not so bad.
Originally Posted by gunswizard
Back in my single days I dated a chick who worked at the local men's club, once in a while she'd bring one of her girlfriends on a date. They'd put on a show warming each other up and then they'd bring me into the action, fun times but now just a distant memory. Best oral I ever had was when one of these chicks was getting her slit licked by the other or being pumped with a strap-on.
SMH. gunswizard is the gift that keeps on giving. 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡
Those who call Leupold "Leupy" and Remington "Remmy", barrel a "tube " and ammunition a "pill". To name just a few.
Yep nothing worse. Then again - a 70+ year old man discussing his sex life with sex toys...
Not so bad.
Originally Posted by gunswizard
Back in my single days I dated a chick who worked at the local men's club, once in a while she'd bring one of her girlfriends on a date. They'd put on a show warming each other up and then they'd bring me into the action, fun times but now just a distant memory. Best oral I ever had was when one of these chicks was getting her slit licked by the other or being pumped with a strap-on.
Amen! I find that it's mostly women who use the term "they're pregnant". I think that it's to make sure that everyone knows that the man damned well better do his share of the baby chores.
Liberals Democrats Millennials Crackheads Most people on welfare Transtards Walmart employees Groids Sand groids at call centers What am i missing Late for apportionment people
The oldster in the passing lane on the interstate doing 1/10th of a mph more than the vehicle they are trying to pass. Or worse just fuuuking staying dead even with the vehicle.
For fuuuking miles on end at times..... With a 1/2 mile of traffic behind you trying to get past magoo also.....
People that are too dumb to turn on their lights when driving during the day in fog, rain, or snow. Daytime running light dont turn on the rear lights or side marker lights. People see "Automatic" and decide they dont have to think
Was at lunch awhile back when someone starts making a loud tooth sucking sound. I felt like going over and widening the gaps in his teeth. So effing irritating.
People that are too dumb to turn on their lights when driving during the day in fog, rain, or snow. Daytime running light dont turn on the rear lights or side marker lights. People see "Automatic" and decide they dont have to think
How about personalized plates in general- most specifically anything with elk in it. Such as, HUNTELK, ELKHNTR, KILLELK, ELKSHOT, BOWELK, and any others that are of the same theme. Also fence cutting aholes, people who say they need access to kill elk or deer to feed their families while driving a $80,000 pickup pulling a $20,000 side by side, wearing $1,000 worth of camo with another $10,000 in optics, guns and gear with them. Sure, that 40 pounds of whitetail doe meat will keep your poor family from starving.
Using "cull" or management" buck to justify to someone else a buck that is not considered a "Booner'. I shoot what the hell I want to and feel no need to justify. I could give a rat's ass about "score".
[bleep] that drive in your blind spot on your left rear fender, and store clerks that say have a good one
What pizzes me off is when I’m rolling up on a transport in the right lane, look in my mirror and see someone screaming up the left lane, so I stay put until he passes rather than cut him off. Then the azzhole slows right down and drives beside me so I have to hit my brakes and let him pass the truck at the speed I was doing in the first place so I can get around it.
I'm going to go for them losers that don't use their blinkers the wife says the people with no mud flaps on throwing rocks at her windshield big spendy ass car no mud flaps you suck
If Lake Superior had only 2 people fishing including myself, they would find me. Stand right next to me. Somehow manage to tangle their line with mine.
Blocking the gas pump while you go in to take a dump, shop for a snack, fill your big gulp, check your lottery ticket, pay for gas.....
Then, and only then start filling the tank.
The one that gets me are the jokers that pull up to the front of the store and park along side of the curb and let someone out to run inside and block the road when there are 10 parking spots 20 ft. away.
People who don't use their cruise out here on the flat great-plains with little traffic and dry roads. Every doggone one of them ends up either tailgating you after you pass them, or, as they're about to pass you, they slow-down and pace you in your blind-spot as someone else mentioned earlier. Then when they finally do pass, they immediately slow down to 3-4MPH less than your cruise is set, you pull out to pass and they speed up.
There, their, they're, where, were, we're, etc, etc, etc.
MF'ers who don't get up to speed when merging onto a highway.
Right off the bat. I don't mind someone pulling out of a side street or driveway in front of me as long as they get on the gas and get the hell out of the way. But to pull out and then lolly gag or simply drive with their head up their ass drives me up a tree.
People pulling onto a 4 or 6 lane highway and crossing all the way over, because they're going to make a left turn in about 6 miles..............
And, when you're turning into that same side street, and you slow or stop to let them out, they will not move, because they're waiting to cross ALL the way over..........
MF'ers who don't get up to speed when merging onto a highway.
Right off the bat. I don't mind someone pulling out of a side street or driveway in front of me as long as they get on the gas and get the hell out of the way. But to pull out and then lolly gag or simply drive with their head up their ass drives me up a tree.
kwg
You forgot to mention that right after they pull out in front of you, they adjust their rearview mirror to get a better look at you.
Morons that drive 53 on a 2-lane road but pretend to be Richard Petty and hit 65-70 when a passing lane comes into view. I’ve never wanted to put someone into the wall so bad.
Folks who pull up to a four-way stop sign, in a town they've never left their whole lives, and act like it's the first time they've ever seen a four-way stop sign.
How about the ones that sit there[4 way stop] when you're 100-150 yards from the sign, wait for you to get there, come to a full stop before they go.
Folks who pull up to a four-way stop sign, in a town they've never left their whole lives, and act like it's the first time they've ever seen a four-way stop sign.
How about the ones that sit there[4 way stop] when you're 100-150 yards from the sign, wait for you to get there, come to a full stop before they go.
I like the ones who have never had a judge explain to them what a complete stop is and their smooth roll-up serves as their payment to proceed and cut your off while your executing a textbook complete stop and you actually have the right of way.
The body of the car comes back on rests on the frame. That’s the definition explained to me at my sentencing.
TV ads. People that cannot correctly pronounce the automaker Hyundai. MN Twin City drivers.. Liberals who think all firearms are "assault weapons".. TV ads. TV ads. Did I forget - TV ads??
Folks saying 'verse' instead of 'versus' and 'premise' instead of 'premises'. Especially in commercials or national TV broadcasts from "educated" people.
Just a couple of mine, but I ain't killed anybody over them . . . yet.
Politicians that misrepresent reality by calling themselves "Public Servants". Which is false and misleading because in the true context and scope of the matter they are actually "Public Parasites". Or in plain English; "blood sucking leeches that live off of us".
I REALLY hate "tactical hands". You know what I mean. All these bearded, too-tight-tshirt-clad "gurus" that hold their hands in front of their chest, wrists bent down, and then as they talk they move their arms around... with their wrists bent down. And then they point (usually talking about aiming a gun) with both hands... held horizontally and their index fingers not pointed straight, but curled down. And they all make exactly these same movements all the time. Ugh.
Mylar balloons folks let loose every birthday. I find a half dozen on our property every year.
Now that you mention it, how about finding them two miles or so from the dirt road you parked on to get to a hunting spot on public land, that is 30 + miles from the nearest paved road?
Mylar balloons folks let loose every birthday. I find a half dozen on our property every year.
I have long said that they need to put up a hefty deposit when they buy them, and then the person that finds them can take them to any store, that sells Mylar balloons and collect the deposit. miles
I hate when people post a topic up for discussion then throw in a "Go." Dumber than all fugk.
I agree. Just that.
Or idiots that post half a sentence or a sentence leaving out the last word they're going to talk about. Like it's some groundbreaking preview to an important story. Usually about as groundbreaking as how many times they farted the day before or something equally exciting. Idiots.
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