Mines named Mike. He likes to drink beer and watch old westarns.
Yours gud peaple?
Mine is named Bill and likes to look and talk about boobs, just like me.
He dedd, he ate the roach prufe
Mines my d9g he likes treets
somwons call it the borks asid
Mike also likes boobs. Small werld!
No roach poisun thow.
I have no second best friend.
I suddenly realize most of my second best friends are dead now.
Geez