heres a dodge joke

2005 1500 slt 4x4 with 4.7l engine bought in 2011 with 68k-ish miles. by the time it went to the ford dealer last fall with 90k-ish miles on a trade-in it had:

bad pinion gear
bad ball joint
tranny slipping
door panels falling apart
exhaust rotted off
total body rot all around
oil pan rotted out
rear bumper rotted out
11 mpg if i took it easy
almost no power on hills
the kicker was it stalled at 30mph with my kid driving. it went away within 2 weeks.

never again. and that ain't no joke.


My diploma is a DD214