What are two things you can never eat for breakfast? -Lunch and Dinner
What can be broken but never held? -A promise
What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary? -Incorrectly
What starts with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it? -An envelope
If you had only one match and entered a dark room containing an oil lamp, some kindling wood, and a newspaper, which would you light first? -The match
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How is that possible? -His horse is named Friday
