So what do you go for? The traditional "ribbed for her pleasure?" The ooh-la-la French Tickler? The grape-scented? Or do you want to play Star Wars and go for the glow-in-the-dark?
One of my favorite writers/ comedians was the late Lewis Grizzard here in GA. He’d tell a story of a gas station buddy of his that put one of those machines in the womens rest room. The trick was, he never stocked it with merchandise. Ladies would go in, put their quarters in the slot and never say a thing out of embarrassment (this was 50+ years ago)….…he said his buddy made a huge pile of $ off that little machine.
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One of my favorite writers/ comedians was the late Lewis Grizzard here in GA. He’d tell a story of a gas station buddy of his that put one of those machines in the womens rest room. The trick was, he never stocked it with merchandise. Ladies would go in, put their quarters in the slot and never say a thing out of embarrassment (this was 50+ years ago)….…he said his buddy made a huge pile of $ off that little machine.
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It's been a LOOOONGGGG time since this happened. I was in high school and it's been well over 50 years since I graduated. I stopped by a local drive inn. Went to the rest room and put a quarter in the machine, turned the crank, and the award come out and the quarter was till there. So naturally I turned it again, and again and again. I had both my front pockets full and my sweater pockets full. I was sure I had won the lottery. Got in my car and put them all in the glove box. That Friday night I went and picked up my girl friend and as we drove off I said, "guess what we are going to do tonight?" She said "What?" I just pointed at the glove box and she opened it. She said, "Not that many times!!" I kept them in my locker at school and anytime someone needed one for "emergencies" I sold them for a quarter. They came in handy. You got to find out who they were going to be used on. Good information there.
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I can remember as a kid, someone in my class bought the super discount version of one of those French ticklers at some gas station. They had a big unwrapping-the-mystery reveal party on the playground at school. They opened the thing and it plopped out dry as a bone, with two rows of what almost looked like rubber serrated teeth glued to it with model airplane glue. They unrolled it and it tore instantly. LOL
Anybody who spent 50 cents on the 1982 model of super cheap-ass French Tickler probably wound up a daddy.
I can remember as a kid, someone in my class bought the super discount version of one of those French ticklers at some gas station. They had a big unwrapping-the-mystery reveal party on the playground at school. They opened the thing and it plopped out dry as a bone, with two rows of what almost looked like rubber serrated teeth glued to it with model airplane glue. They unrolled it and it tore instantly. LOL
Anybody who spent 50 cents on the 1982 model of super cheap-ass French Tickler probably wound up a daddy.
French Tickler was $0.75. Call me cheap, but all I would spend would be $0.50 on the cheap one, unless she was paying.