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Campfire Savant
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Well she makes 140,000 per year, she is down to 140 lbs since she went on a diet. That’s a 1000 dollars per pound, best I can figure. She is a plus, not a minus! I’m the costly one!
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Campfire Kahuna
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Can I think this on over,-- for a few years?
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Dunno, turns out I was on some sort of deferred payment plan.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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Campfire Ranger
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I dropped about 150 pounds of cheating crazy, that was priceless.
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Campfire Outfitter
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Well, the new one is 110, the old one was 160. Neither one cost much, as it seems I attract frugal women. Good thing. I don't have 2 dimes to rub together. I guess I'm the expensive one. The first wife made a lot of money, but it cost a marriage. Money doesn't matter at all to me, as long as the basics are met.
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Campfire Outfitter
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3 purples and a red...............
"...A man's rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box..." Frederick Douglass, 1867
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Probably not as much as she's worth.
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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The best answer yet Barry, I worn't gonna touch that with a three meter pole. 
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Tracker
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#2, lets see, most of my retirement + nice 2850 sq ft home on 4 acre lot with 1000 sq ft shop + 10 yrs of my life = pisses me off just thinking about it.
#1 & #3, priceless.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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A lot of wife threads as of late?
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Ranger
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On the hoof or boned?
Kent
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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What does your wife cost? uh-huh.
Trump Won!
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Campfire Regular
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What does your wife cost? Finding the answer to that question is the proverbial "Fools Errand"
The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
Unk
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Campfire Tracker
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My wife and I have liked each other since right after graduating high school in 1970.
You can't put a price on that.
One shot, one kill........ It saves a lot of ammo!
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Every penny and then some.....
FJB & FJT
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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You're in big trouble mister!!
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Regular
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It's not the initial cost-it's the "upkeep"!
Always drink upstream from the herd...cowdoc...
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Around the time of Elliot Spitzer’s shenanigans ($5k/night hooker), I did an analysis of the cost of my last 4 years with my ex and what I paid to toss her crazy ass in the gutter.
Worked out to about $13K per jump - and it wasn’t even good sex.
I figure Spitzer got a bargain. However, I also know the price of my sanity, and it’s worth every penny.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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On the hoof or boned?
Kent They are always worth more when their boned.........
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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