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BB King’s birthday was just around the corner and his wife was stumped on what to get him.

Finally in a flash of inspiration she decides to get a “B” tattooed on each butt cheek as a very personal gift just for him.

The big day arrives and she pulls him into the bedroom, drops her drawers, bends over and says, “Here’s your birthday present! Do you like it?”

B.B. says, “It’s nice, but who the hell is Bob?”

/John

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Laughed my a$$ off!

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Lol!!!


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Ha!!!!

I thought it’d have something to do with giving the thrill back but I wasn’t far from the mark...

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With hemorrhoids it would spell BQB

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A bunghole like that Akita I seen at the LaQuinta Inn breakfast bar.

shiver!!


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