Home Forums Hunting & Shooting Hunter's Campfire Ever wrighte a love leter to your best girl?

Yeah, I carved it on her front porch with an amazing dremel tool.

Yeah i ri9ht love letters plus i'm a crooner- it works real good with older women/

Rocky or a peanut allergy?

No love letters here - mixed tapes. There are a lot of rules.

I try to only chase women that aren't bright enough to read.

I go for the one-legged ones. Can't get away

Hey babe-uh,

Are you a freezer ?cuz I wonna stick my meet in yu.

-wabi

Hoo wants a moostache ride?

Would you like to go out for pizza and sex? No? What the matter, don't you like Pizza?

Them waz the good ole days!

o'brother

Reminds me of the time I visited Virginia City in Ye Olde Nevada. I visited the Silver Queen saloon, they kept the towns dead bodies in back against the north wall over the winter because the ground was too hard and cold for a burial. The Captain and Tenille got hitched there. Supposed to be ghosts, but they didn't show up in my digital photographs. I did not see Hop Sing doing his shopping for the Ponderosa Ranch nor did I go hunting for sage grouse with Ben Cartwright. I hope this helped everybody out. -wabi sign-off

P.S. gratuitous edit for everybody's favorite girl-next-door, Sister Bertrill:

I was a regular Rocham de Bergerac back in the salad dayz of my youff.

Wife even saved most of the ones she got.

Hey Fats, when some us say “oh yea I pheasant hunted with that person”

You know that’s no really real, right? lol

Let me know there’s hope.

JFC, all this time I thought people knew that was just funnin and mocking.

Just who the fugk really believes someone pheasant hunted with Ray Charles or Barbara Striesand

No, but I remember back in either early high school, or middle school my best friend at the time wrote one to his girlfriend. He was a royal dumbass.... He addressed it to himself and had her address as the return address. Literally smart as a box of rocks, but was made of muscle and was 'gifted' elsewhere, so he had plenty of ladies. He's also 39 and on his 4th wife, with I think 5 or 6 kids.

Poems....

Your pussy is beyond compare...

I would love to part your curly hair..

But, if with me you will not share...

I will have to go some other where.

In my dreams you’re all I sees
Boobs, butt, and knees,
You’re my main squeeze


Never failed

Only when I learned how to spell...