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Better hold up your watches, it’s getting deep and too late to save your boots…

Well, he gets a stiff neck at the least!

Had a saddle maker in my store who made wallets out of foreskins. If you rubbed them they turned into briefcases.

The jewish guys who perform circumcisions save up all the foreskins and make them into attache cases. They're real handy, in case of an unexpected stay you just rub them and they turn into overnight bags.

Circumcision. The unkindest cut of all.
PJ

About 20 or 30 years ago I heard about a Muslim in Africa that wasn't circumcised. He decided he was going to do a self circumcise job himself. He ended up cutting too much. That had to hurt.

Best way to do this is cheap and effective. Snips it off right below the head with one cut.

When I was stationed in Korea at Osan AFB, we had a dude we called,"Stitch." Seems the Air Force ordered him to be circumcised, something he did not want to have happen. Can't say as I blame him, a 20 year old man not wanting some doc whittling on his hoo ha. Anyway, after it was done he was told no sexual intercourse for two weeks. First thing old Stitch was head for the V and a young lady. Tore the stitches out. They restitched him again saying no sex for two weeks but he went out again and tore out the stitches, I guess three times was enough and they took his pass and he was confined to quarters except when he was at work or at chow.

The thing about circumcision I don't like is usually they do it within days after the baby is born, baby having no say in the matter. I wonder who has the decision, the parents or does the doc arbitrarily do the deed?
PJ

Those Hebrews apparently didn't wash much, or had a bad batch of sheep and goats?

Is it "Cats" that the crew came out on the stage nekkid? A comedian commented that he knew the 3rd guy from the left was Jewish. He was wearing a Star of David around his neck.

In December of 1968, the local Selective Service board informed me that I was to appear at the induction center in Dallas for a pre-induction physical. They loaded up 3 bus loads of 18 year olds and dumped us out in Dallas.

There was quite a menagerie of guys from all walks of life.
Once inside, we were told to strip to underwear and socks.
As the exams began, one "intern"(?) came around with an open box of tongue depressors. "Take one!", he said.
Across the room, a genuine redneck comedian stood. Goofy grin on his face when we were instructed to pull our skivies to half mast.
Old Goofy takes his tongue depressor and lifts his uncircumcised penis with it.
The next "doctor" came by, looked down and saw Goofy's tongue depressor holding up his penis and said, "Boy, you better wash that s.o.b. before it falls off!"
Then he grabs the tongue depressor, tells Goofy, "Open wide!" and sticks the tongue depressor in the guys mouth!
While the room burst into laughter, we got our first taste of military decorum (?) when we were silenced with a shouted, "QUIET!".....but it didn't stop the stifled giggles around the room!

Oh my gosh, that is funny.