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I was shopping at Walmart today, walking down the frozen isle, another Large (obese) couple were coming towards us and all of the sudden this dirty, gross, nasty pig bends forward and grabs his shins and f'ing blasted a LOUD fart around about six of us.  I can appreciate a nice crop dusting, but what kind of fcking animal does something like?  Are there any members that have done this?  I called him a nasty fck, which Sandy didn't like. lol
Due to the increased price of ammo, don't expect a warning shot...
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Yeah I'm all.about cropdusting.
Stealth is mo better
DON’T BE TOO PROUD OF THIS TECHNOLOGICAL TERROR YOU’VE CONSTRUCTED. THE ABILITY TO DESTROY A PLANET IS INSIGNIFICANT NEXT TO THE POWER OF THE FORCE.
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lololololol
Farts are always funny. Unless they are mine and they are moist.
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At some point they become untrustworthy or so I have been told.
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More room out than in 😂🤣fella
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Yeah I'm all.about cropdusting.
Stealth is mo better ‘Specially on an elevator. Never gets old.
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The best ones were while running PT in the USARMY
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The best ones were while running PT in the USARMY ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ This, all morning long!
Pershing 1A. No city too big, no populated area too small. We even get the roaches.
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You should have kicked him in the balls like you were kicking a game winning 50 yard field goal while he was bent over.
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You should have kicked him in the balls like you were kicking a game winning 50 yard field goal while he was bent over. Or given him a hand shake and an atta boy
DON’T BE TOO PROUD OF THIS TECHNOLOGICAL TERROR YOU’VE CONSTRUCTED. THE ABILITY TO DESTROY A PLANET IS INSIGNIFICANT NEXT TO THE POWER OF THE FORCE.
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Sounds like you are upset, because he had the balls to “speak his mind” in public. While you probably just quietly [bleep] yourself…
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Sounds like you are upset, because he had the balls to “speak his mind” in public. While you probably just quietly [bleep] yourself… No, not balls. A total disrespect for people around. Elementary school, yes funny. Uncouth MF’s.
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I'm surprised someone wasn't videoing to put it on the internet.
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I was shopping at Walmart today, walking down the frozen isle, another Large (obese) couple were coming towards us and all of the sudden this dirty, gross, nasty pig bends forward and grabs his shins and f'ing blasted a LOUD fart around about six of us. I can appreciate a nice crop dusting, but what kind of fcking animal does something like? Are there any members that have done this? I called him a nasty fck, which Sandy didn't like. lol If you were 18 years old again and in that Walmart today, what would you give that particular rip out of a scale of 1 to 10? 10 bring the best, or most entertaining, or most impressive. Funny how opinions change over time. After I spent 6 months on ship with a Battalion of Marines, nothing surprises me now.
"...aspire to live quietly, and to mind your own affairs, and to work with your hands, as we instructed you, so that you may walk properly before outsiders and be dependent on no one." - Paul to the church in Thessalonica.
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I let 3 or 4 good ones in Wal-mart just the other day. The one I ripped in the checkout line reeked !
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A fartin horse never tires and a fartin man's the one to hire.
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I was shopping at the grocery store the other day. Needed a particular spice
I found the isle and turned down it, pushing my cart.
There was only one person on the isle; a bald middle aged dude right in front of the spice rack
As I approached, I ran into an invisible cloud of stench that hit me like a 2x4 in the face
The small amount that I inadvertently breathed in instantly attacked my nasal passages and throat causing me to backpedal like my life depended on it.
He knew what was up but played it cool, continuing to look at spices
My cart whirled an about face and retreated out of the area before I puked
I poked around the store hoping the mustard gas would dissipate quickly. It was the last item I needed
I took a chance that I had given it enough time, and went back to the area. There were two other dudes in front of the rack. As I approached it was evident that the bomb’s fallout hadn’t reached its half-life, but the two dudes were engulfed in the cloud seemingly didn’t care.
I gagged, retreated and took another spin around the store
After a couple of laps, I pressed my luck and went back to the isle. No one was there. I cautiously proceeded to the spice section, held my breath and grabbed what I needed, pushing through to the check stand and exhaling as I arrived
I immediately showered upon arrival at the house, gargled and brushed my teeth
The people wringing their hands over Trump's rhetoric don't know what time it is in America.
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I was shopping at Walmart today, walking down the frozen isle, another Large (obese) couple were coming towards us and all of the sudden this dirty, gross, nasty pig bends forward and grabs his shins and f'ing blasted a LOUD fart around about six of us. I can appreciate a nice crop dusting, but what kind of fcking animal does something like? Are there any members that have done this? I called him a nasty fck, which Sandy didn't like. lol If you were 18 years old again and in that Walmart today, what would you give that particular rip out of a scale of 1 to 10? 10 bring the best, or most entertaining, or most impressive. Funny how opinions change over time. After I spent 6 months on ship with a Battalion of Marines, nothing surprises me now. Thanks, now I get to go back in time...By no means was it anything special, maybe a 4. It's Just the skeptical he made, weird.
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Can I assume that this cultured WM shopper was of the simian variety?
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I carry one of these around sometimes. ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/9FxNpDvm/639.jpg)
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I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
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