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Looked like two 10 year old boys were going to get into on the bus this morning. It was getting ugly fast and there is only so much you can do while driving.
Luckily, a VERY loud from me 'OK, that's it you two, I'm singing and you're going to sit down and enjoy it'
To which I broke out into 'I'll stand by you' in the most horrific singing voice known.
That worked, all the kids started laughing and I continued on till everyone settled down and one of the boys joined in the chorus.
I have little doubt the one kid likely deserved a 'smack' from the other kid, but a bus full little kids wasn't the place for it.
I'm happy God has graced me with no shame. Fortunately I believe the kids think my singing voice was 'fake', it weren't...
"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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Them kids probably will need counseling for the rest of their lives,not to mention the meds they will have to take.
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"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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Do they know "Born To Be Wild?" yet?
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Might as well go ahead and tell them about the monsters in the closet....
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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With kids these days, that should be on YouTube shortly.
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Turdlike, by default.
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Okay, let's start a play list for Steelie.
What else can he sing to them? I've made one suggestion.
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I can see a credible Biz Markie and "Oh Baby You Got What I Need"
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I managed a chorus of Old McDonald. Another favorite is 'My School Bus is my Limo'
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Anything from Johnny Horton. They'll get a bonus history lesson...
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Figured you'd be singing "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me�
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"Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other." - John Adams
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How about the Humpty Hump or from the other side of the spectrum, A Natural Woman.
I enjoy handguns and I really like shotguns,...but I love rifles!
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I enjoy handguns and I really like shotguns,...but I love rifles!
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Next time just break into " The Tube Steak Boogy"...they'll love it.
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Anything from Roger Miller would work. Probably get you fired though.
Save an elk, shoot a cow.
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Looked like two 10 year old boys were going to get into on the bus this morning. It was getting ugly fast and there is only so much you can do while driving.
Luckily, a VERY loud from me 'OK, that's it you two, I'm singing and you're going to sit down and enjoy it'
To which I broke out into 'I'll stand by you' in the most horrific singing voice known.
That worked, all the kids started laughing and I continued on till everyone settled down and one of the boys joined in the chorus.
I have little doubt the one kid likely deserved a 'smack' from the other kid, but a bus full little kids wasn't the place for it.
I'm happy God has graced me with no shame. Fortunately I believe the kids think my singing voice was 'fake', it weren't... I can well remember a fight I had when I was a kid that an adult stopped. I was in 7th grade and had a "friend" that lived down the street. He had this kid a grade ahead of us that lived by him and he was friends with him too but the friend of my friend always wanted to act like a smartass to me. He got to telling me how he could kick my ass one day at school and I laughed it off. So I'm sitting at home with my family eating dinner after school and these two turds show up at my front door wanting to see me. Mom comes and gets me, not knowing what's up. I go to the front door and they're smirking and shixt. I tell them I'll meet them back on the next steet over at some duplexes with big yards. I was enraged that they'd come to my home, especially the one who was my friend. I biked over there got off the bike and whipped the older kid's ass thoroughly. Another even older kid, two or three years older and much bigger than me, who lived across the street, wanders over and is watching me put it to this guy. I was on top and beating the shixt out of him. All of a sudden the older kid kicks me square in the face, knocking me off and nearly out. It was a sucker move totally and the other kid did it purely for sadism. He exclaimed he thought I was gonna kill the kid. A guy came out of the duplex and said, "okay, that's enough, it was a fair fight 'til this big kid butted in, now y'all get off my property and go home,". I was basically outnumbered three-to-one with one of them almost a grown man. Needless to say I was no longer friends with the kid in my class after that. Thanks to the guy who stopped it, because when you've been "sucker-kicked" and are then outnumbered, things look grim.
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Next time just break into " The Tube Steak Boogy"...they'll love it. Probably "Mama Tried" by the Hag wouldn't be too appropriate. "Folsum Prison Blues" might not be the best either.
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