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What does your wife cost?
The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.
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Campfire Kahuna
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They're priceless until they become ex's, then the sky's the limit.
_______________________________________________________ An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack
LOL
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Campfire Kahuna
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If I say she's a bargain I'm screwed, If i say she's expensive I'm screwed.
I'm not going there, I'm scared...........I'm not brave enough LT, I'm sorry.
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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If I say she's a bargain I'm screwed, If i say she's expensive I'm screwed.
I'm not going there, I'm scared...........I'm not brave enough LT, I'm sorry.
I'm not scared. But wisdom does come in the later stages of marriage. I agree.
If you hunt with your kids. You should not have to hunt for your kids.
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No idea. I manage the income and she manages the outcome.
Conduct is the best proof of character.
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Discretion is the better part of valor.
William Shakespeare
Sic Semper Tyrannis
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If I say she's a bargain I'm screwed, If i say she's expensive I'm screwed.
I'm not going there, I'm scared...........I'm not brave enough LT, I'm sorry.
What he said.
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$275.00 per lb so far.
She isn't worth it.
Me solum relinquatis
Molon Labe
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I do know I spend more, far more, than she does and she can give a sh it.
Conduct is the best proof of character.
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Two of 'em over 50 years- - - - -probably averages out somewhere around $15.00 per ounce. 7 years with the first one was the most expensive- - - - -financially and emotionally. Jerry
Ignorance can be fixed. Stupid is forever!
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Campfire Kahuna
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What the hell kind of question is that?
I am MAGA.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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It's a trick question. The guy who wins is married to a 300-lb-der.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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It's a trick question. The guy who wins is married to a 300-lb-der. Lmao Whatever mine costs she’s a bargain
I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.
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What does your wife cost? Very little, but she's worth a king's ransom.
Hunt with Class and Classics
Religion: A founder of The Church of Spray and Pray
Acquit v. t. To render a judgment in a murder case in San Francisco... EQUAL, adj. As bad as something else. Ambrose Bierce “The Devil's Dictionary”
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I announce I like girls that bounce.. With the weight that pays about a pound per ounce
She never made it past the bedroom door, what was she aiming for...? She's gone shootin..
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Mine drinks water and eats kale; Pretty low maintenance.
my meat rabbits got better provisions
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I don't have a wife.....I win! LOL
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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What the hell kind of question is that? What he said.
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